Just got an outlook invite for an ice cream and cake party to celebrate my last day of work. Fuck. PGP
“You guys hear about Jared?”
Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”
My office wife is also my actual wife. PGP
Being an unpaid intern with a college degree. PGP.
Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM
Who is Meek Mill?
No one takes me seriously. PGP.
Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.
Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.
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