It’s that time of year where I block all my teacher friends on social media for being on vacation PGP

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

“Are you busy?” PGP.

“Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed” is the office’s slogan. PGP.

Forgot that today was Hawaiian shirt day and literally everyone has given me a hard time about it.

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

My manager texted me the angry emoji when I was 15 minutes late this morning.

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.