A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

I can never look too happy because people will think I’m not working hard enough. PGP.

📉 actual chart of my ambition today

I’m not sure what anybody on my team does

Being told to “think outside the box” while sitting at your cubicle facing a wall #PGP

Waiting for approval to ask for approval.

Linkedin says I’m eligible for a free trial with lynda.com. I have no idea what that means. PGP.

Just joined a political argument on Facebook

A girl I referred to as “Slumpbuster” in college is now really hot and lives in Hawaii. I am now fat and live with my parents. PGP.