I love the sound of keyboards in the morning.

I’m too scared to ask for a gas reimbursement.

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

Taking fake poops

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Happy Monday!! PGP

Don’t have enough vacation days to go to a music festival this year. PGP.