When you’re an assistant coach but frequently mistaken for a recruit
Got cut off at the whole foods bar.
Saw the girl of my dreams on Hinge. We didn’t match. PGP
“Hey, it’s [insert name here] from tinder!”
The chick I’ve been casually dating took a shit in my apartment.PGP
Everyone please stop endorsing me for “social media” on LinkedIn. PGP.
Won “employee of the year” yet my annual review states my performance “met expectations”. #pgp
No one noticed my new haircut. PGP.
People who TYPE IN ALL CAPS. PGP.
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