Seeing grad day photos of the kids that were freshmen when you were a 5th year senior. PGP.

Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP

Actually enjoying mowing your lawn. PGP.

Relating to Stanley from “The Office”. PGP.

“Heard you were a legend last night.” PGP.

My time card is going to require some serious creativity this week.

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

The internet is super slow because everyone is streaming the Masters