Every day feels like the “longest day of the year” at my office. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Taught my coworker how to make an Outlook appointment today; he makes way more than me. PGP.

“So how long have you been driving with Uber?” PGP.

My boss is blaring “Free Bird” in his office. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Just put $100 I won from horse betting into my savings account and it may be the most responsible decision I’ll make all year. PGP.

Boss added me on Snapchat. PGP.

*audible sigh* PGP.

The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.