Got sushi with my boss. She ordered the Philadelphia roll. PGP.

I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

My coworker created a fantasy baseball league for his sons little league team and asked me to join. PGP.

“I know you’re taking vacation today, but we need you to call in for this meeting?” PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.

Fell in love at the gym again. PGP.

Workin’ hard but it’s hardly workin’. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.