Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.

Going to law school in New Orleans. Simultaneously the best and worst decision possible.

There should be a time limit on how many weeks after your wedding you may retain your wedding-themed profile picture. PGP.

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

There is literally a dumpster fire in the parking lot. PGP

Swiftly alt-tabbing to an equally unproductive tab. PGP.

Instead of offering a pay raise my boss said “Time for you to find a rich husband”.

Over 800 photos on my phone. Can’t find 1 that is appropriate for my LinkedIn profile. PGP