My condoms expired. PGP.
Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.
It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.
I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.
Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.
Happy New Year.
Shit’s nicer than anything you’ll ever poop in.
Worst night of the year.
It’s easy to root for guys like this. Next time you wake up at 7am and bitch about work, just know this guy has been up for hours making sure you get food on your table next week.
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