Acme_Rocket

Member Since 04/17/2014

Sometimes I restart my computer to kill five minutes. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.

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45 male employees. One stall. PGP.

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We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.

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Day dreaming about sex in my morning meeting. PGP.

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College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

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Bringing an “Out Of Order” sign on your bathroom breaks so you can drop your deuces in peace. PGP.

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What the fuck is ergonomics? PGP.

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How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

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