Sometimes I restart my computer to kill five minutes. PGP.
Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.
45 male employees. One stall. PGP.
We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.
Day dreaming about sex in my morning meeting. PGP.
College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.
Bringing an “Out Of Order” sign on your bathroom breaks so you can drop your deuces in peace. PGP.
What the fuck is ergonomics? PGP.
How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.