Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

Educating the youngsters in the office to never forget about Dre.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

I just plain don’t care anymore. PGP

Panicking because you forgot to put on a belt then remembering you’ll be working at a cubicle all day. PGP

My new boss just explained the way fractions work to me. I majored in Math. PGP.

Coworkers still quote the GEICO hump day commercial. Every. Single. Week.