You can tell me I’m more likely to get killed by a toaster — I don’t care. I’m not getting in the ocean.
I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…
I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP
Being told to “think outside the box” while sitting at your cubicle facing a wall #PGP
Hooked up with a coworker on Saturday night. So, now I get to deal with that today. PGP.
CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale
Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.
I’m not at the parade today. PGP
Going to the 6pm showing of Jurassic Park so I can be in bed by 9.
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