Acme_Rocket

Member Since 04/17/2014

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Of Course Celebrity Jeopardy Was The Best Sketch From #SNL40

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

Post Grad Problems

Signing a card for someone in the office who you didn’t even know existed. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Happy Super Bowl week, indeed. Needless to say, this is fairly NSFW.

Conan Played The Insanely Violent New Mortal Kombat Game With Marshawn Lynch And Rob Gronkowski

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, DETROIT.

Guy With Great Hair Explains Why America’s Obsession With Guns Is Perfectly Okay

My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Hey, where did you get…how do you…where do you get a bike?”

This Guy Trying To Pick Up Girls While High On Shrooms Has More Game Than You Do

The only decent looking woman in my office is also the HR rep. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Here’s Russell Wilson’s Walkoff Bomb To Send The Seahawks To The Super Bowl