I fell asleep during the commercial break before the Blackhawks won in double OT last night. #PGP

Had a dentist appointment this morning. Thanks to the laughing gas it was the highlight of my day. PGP.

I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.