Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Having to ask the pharmacist if it’s okay to drink on your new medication. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

Senior Associate brings her two kids to the office cause her nanny backed out. Meanwhile, I get sent to HR because I forgot to shave this morning. PGP.

The level of excitement after winning a kickball game in OT. PGP.

Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

Separation anxiety because your normal trivia host got transferred to another bar. PGP.

When your app crashes, it’s God’s way of saying “You’ve been pooping long enough.” PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.