Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.

“Hope you’re doing well!” means “I don’t know how to begin an email.” PGP.

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

I strained my neck because I looked to the right to fast. Two Advil every 4 hours for the pain. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

Happy hour not being long enough. PGP

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

Still taking Adderall whenever you need to be productive. PGP.

1: “Why the shit do we have work tomorrow?” 2: “On the plus side, traffic will be light.” PGP.

Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.

There’s a guy having an incredibly audible conversation with his wife in a bathroom stall while the guy in the stall next to him is just destroying the toilet. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.