Stole Advil from the office first aid kit for my hangover.
My top three bathrooms are all under construction.
Updating four different status lists for the same project.
Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”
The three-day week of Thanksgiving introducing more stress in your life than your average five-day work week.
Having my way with whatever is in the fridge because I’m the only one in on December 26th.
I wouldn’t feel obligated to go to my boss’ funeral.
I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.
I had one Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch and was hungover for four hours afterwards.
I’ll be in bed before my team has even called the coin toss tonight.
“The old ball and chain won’t let me go out” when you need an excuse to skip going out. PGP
Having an obvious hickey on your neck at work