Getting stressed trying to figure out how I’m going to afford Christmas gifts for all my family and friends. PGP.
I have more leftover booze than I have leftover food. So, this is how I die. PGP.
This isn’t the job I deserved, but the job I needed. PGP.
My new drug dealer is my doctor. PGP.
Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.
“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” – Charlie Brown. PGP.
Broke my New Years Resolution to not use Tinder. Not a single match yet. PGP.
I’m one “reply all” email away from a mental breakdown. PGP.
I just found a $0.50 cent off two or more Lean Cuisines coupon, so I guess you could say 2015 is off to a great start. PGP.
“I know you already left the office, but can you handle this right now?” PGP.
Fearing the consequences. PGP.
I officially have life insurance. PGP