blowing my nose with old Starbucks napkins at work because employees lost “free tissue privileges” and are expected to bring them from home

If I hear one more human being say “crushed it” I’m just gonna snap.

Still contemplating submitting my post-Powerball winning resignation letter despite not winning.

An upset client asking for your last name is the office equivalent of a “what’s your badge number?”

Found out the summer interns are going to make the same hourly rate I do. I’ve been here for 2 years.

Being genuinely shocked when your office pool didn’t win the Power Ball #PGP

Minus $100 later and two weeks of shattered dreams, I guess I’m heading into the office today

“Yeah, but they’re not going to get to keep all that money. A lot of it will go to taxes.” PGP.

My manager refers to us as consultants, my paycheck does not. PGP

I’m going to a networking event this afternoon. PGP.

There is literally a dumpster fire in the parking lot. PGP

“You Millennials just don’t get it, do you?”