Dying a little bit inside every time I answer the “what was your dream job as a child” security question.

There should be a time limit on how many weeks after your wedding you may retain your wedding-themed profile picture. PGP.

praying for a snow day on Friday PGP

New job in a new city. No clue what I’m doing and my number of friends just went from 2 to 0. PGP

A guy vapes in his cubicle at my office. PGP

“Buyers are liars and liars are buyers” PGP

Despite having a graduate degree, one of my job duties is ordering dinner for the office. PGP.

Colleague with an email signature that starts with “cheers” and you both work in Midwest America. PGP.

All my friends post these days are their weekly meal prep photos. PGP.

Thank you, grad school, for reminding me about the terrible life decision I made freshman year. PGP.

The knock off air freshener smells worse than the shit it’s trying to mask. PGP.

Space Jam is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. PGP.