Comparing lunches with everyone else. PGP.

“You ready for the blizzard this weekend?”

Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP

Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.

Going to bed and being genuinely excited for the first cup of coffee in the morning. PGP.

You know things are heading south when they switch to Kirkland Signature coffee for the office kitchen.

Netflix is ruining my life.

I actually had to write something down on a piece of paper.

Baby Spice turns 40 today. PGP.

Basic in front of me ordered 3 ridiculous custom coffees and paid with 3 cards.

All of my Hinge matches have expired. PGP

I have a favorite talk radio show. PGP.