Wish I was a teacher today. PGP

Too scared to expense in flight wifi.

My dryer is my second dresser. PGP.

The cleaning crew set off the alarm last night, no toilet paper in the men’s room this morning. PGP

Getting the Sunday Scaries even though you haven’t drank in weeks. PGP.

When Mint.com alerts me that I’m using 30% of my total credit & suggests I should lower it.

The supply closet hasn’t been restocked. PGP

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

Are we still talking about the powerball?

Forgoing coffee to avoid conversation in the break room. PGP.

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP

My Boss and our secretary have daily conversations about their Magic The Gathering strategies. PGP.