My desk just got moved to the storage room in the basement

Antonio Cromartie having twins after getting a vasectomy. PGP.

Swiftly alt-tabbing to an equally unproductive tab. PGP.

Taking a snapchat selfie because you’re taller than the bathroom stall, only to have your boss walk in and see you because you’re taller than the bathroom stall. PGP

Ugh. PGP.

Instead of offering a pay raise my boss said “Time for you to find a rich husband”.

No better way in spreading low office morale than discussing with your coworkers about the possibility of becoming a billionaire and affirming everyone hates it there.

Not remembering which dating app you met on. PGP.

Cost-benefit analysis of paying for more tinder swipes. PGP

The guy in the stall next to me clearly overdid it during the National Championship Game last night. PGP.

My 401K is down 2% this month. Better re-think going to Chillis for lunch. PGP

The 60 seconds it takes for my Keurig machine to turn on each morning is hell.