The inner lame duck feeling the time before you put in a two weeks notice.

Peter Millar taste, Polo outlet budget.

I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.

Beefing up the ol’linked in profile.

Became a manager for the pay increase. Turns out I’m using the extra money for food to eat my feelings.

My bosses little sister came in the office today… Hard 8. PGP

Had a dream about a Toyota Corolla. PGP.

At the point in life where I get unreasonably annoyed at songs that glorify irresponsible financial decisions. PGP.

Coffee scented urine.

There was no attachment. PGP.

Realizing you’ve become your father, and being okay with that.

Getting called a “Narc” no longer bothers me