Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.

Contemplating putting an out of order sign on my favorite bathroom stall to reserve it. PGPM.

May 19th. Just now received state refund. PGP

“Someone should probably do something about that.” PGP.

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

Wharton MBA dreams on a PMP certification budget. PGP.

I’m so excited to go to Costco after work. PGP.

“Hey, do you see that new story about Trump? Crazy, right?”

When I got out of bed this morning all I wanted to do was go back to sleep.

Using all your sick days when you’re hungover so you have to work when you’re actually sick. PGP

Hit the accelerator on a yellow light today, it’s the most alive I’ve felt all month. PGP

“I’ll go to the gym tomorrow for sure.” PGP.