Someone interrupted my elevator trip by joining me to ride from the second floor to the third. PGP.

I hate office small talk. PGP.

All of my coworkers are at our charity event today. I didn’t get approval to go. PGP.

Work gave me free tickets to a golf tournament. Broke my leg 2 days later. PGP.

My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I’m at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP.

Same spreadsheet, different day. PGP

“You’ve been selected to be a mentor for one of the summer interns”…thanks. PGP

Billable hours. PGP

Sweating through my suit. PGP

Started a new job today. I’m impressed with both the quality of the restrooms and my proximity to the restrooms.

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

I’m getting too old to hit on the interns. PGP