I refuse to tuck my shirt into my jeans. PGPM

Switch cell phone providers to save money, now my office bathroom doesn’t get signal.

Switching the Adderall prescription from intensive release to extended release. PGP.

Signing up for a PGP account while sitting at graduation. PGP.

I’m 34 I work from home I thought it was a good idea to go to college night last night I have an 8 AM conference call and I just washed and Addie down with a five hour energy let’s do this

Going to dollar beer night at the minor league game turns into getting not getting home until 4 in the morning and needing to wake up by 6. PGP.

Unable to turn on your office lights because of your hangover. PGP

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

That married couple with the 1 Facebook profile.

Only 2 more hours until I have to work 2 more hours. PGP.

BCOM classes not covering how to subtly tell people to fuck off. PGP.

“Well, thanks for coming in. We’ll be sure to let you know what we decide.”