Main points from today’s mandatory, hour long webinar: do your job, do it in a timely manner, don’t break the law. PGP.

My roommate from college whom I haven’t contacted in over 3 years endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Today is my last day at my current job and my boss won’t even be in. Looks like I’m submitting my timesheet and leaving. PGPM.

Just switched over from non exempt to exempt, and now I’m even more afraid of taking time off.PGP

Rejected. Revise and Resubmit. PGP.

I’ve gone from hitting on college girls to hitting on single moms PGP.

Going fishing with your boss. PGPM

Replied all in GMail and didn’t have recall set up. PGP.

My roommate has poor golf etiquette. PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.

Having to take Uber home from happy hour. PGP