Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

Any opportunity to create something original immediately being taken over by my boss. PGP.

What are these clown sightings? PGP.

Not wanting to have a hurricane party because of the hangover. PGP.

Finally being told I won’t ever get promoted after nine years. PGP.

I was too tired to watch Monday Night Football. PGP.

Can’t decide if I’m happy that my boss can’t make it in today or jealous that he has enough PTO to burn a whole day on bad traffic. PGP.

I thought it was Wednesday for about the past hour. PGP.

Left dead-end job for law school. Best decision of the year was still switching from my iron to a steamer. PGP.

Trying to adult the Monday after a weekend at your alma mater. PGP.

I really want a Vitamix for Christmas. PGP.

Chasing heart burn medication with Miller High Life. PGP.