Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Just learned that my favorite brand of boxers is no longer being manufactured. PGP.

The only text I got this weekend was the pharmacy telling me my meds are ready. PGP.

Not having a Friendsgiving since you only have a few friends and aren’t organized enough to pull off such an event. PGP.

Preparing for countless quarter life crisis jokes. PGP.

My male coworker catfished me. PGP.

Flushed my smaller toenail clippers down the toilet today. PGP.

Seasonal Affective Disorder kicking in a little early this year. PGP.

Interview for a promotion last week. Received an email informing me HR will “reach out this week.” It’s now Friday. No word. PGP.

My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

Just checked my mailbox for the first time in two weeks. I had no mail. PGP.