Is LinkedIn Job Seeker Premium tax deductible? PGP.
Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.
Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.
The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.
People actually work on Fridays at the new job. PGP.
Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM.
Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.
My four hour flight didn’t have wifi. This was more upsetting than it should have been. PGP.
Office colleague sharing unsolicited stories of their children or grandchildren. PGP.
Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP.
6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.
I’m super excited about this comforter I just ordered. It’s going to be great. PGP.
My department was the only one in the building required to work on MLK day. PGP.
Already planning for the raise I won’t be getting. PGP.
Saw used toilet paper in the office bathroom trash can. What kind of animal doesn’t flush it down the toilet? PGP.
Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.
Relearning high school math for the GMAT. PGP.
Even Tinder bots won’t talk to me. PGP.
Comparative assessment season. PGP.
There are now NFL head coaches younger than me. PGP.
I’ve already had to use half of my sick days. PGP.