Real Estate Broker by day. Artillery officer by one weekend a month, two weeks a year (when the budget allows.) War hawk so I can get out of my day job.

Member Since 12/02/2013

What The Different Words For “Drunk” Actually Mean About Your Night

Submitting Pedialyte as an incidental expense when reconciling travel receipts.

Post Grad Problems

Was The Royal Wedding A CIA Front To Take Over Britain?

I’m Sick Of My Alma Mater Asking For Donations

Lazy Man’s Playbook To Being A Better Postgrad

When You Schedule Your Work Meeting And What It Says About You

If She Asks You To Dance, You Dance

Dating Apps Aren’t Dead (If You Use Them Correctly)

My Girlfriend Destroyed Me On Twitter Last Night Because I Haven’t Proposed Yet

Power Ranking My Top 5 Potential Halloween Costumes