Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.
Fell for a Tinder bot…again. PGP.
Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP
Still can’t grow a beard. PGP
Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp
From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.
Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.
Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.
The good news is that Nationwide commercial might have bought me some time with the wife’s plans to have kids. PGP.
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