I use my bosses office as a fart room when she steps out. PGPM.

My co-workers all got in to a pyramid scheme that they haven’t figured out is a scam yet.

“So are you going to propose soon??” PGP

Went on a mini alumni trip back to the alma mater over the weekend, realized we drink more now than in college. PGP

Buying things from Father’s Day sales for my dad, and myself. PGP

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

Updating your LinkedIn after a rough work week.