Knowing exactly how far you can drive with the “empty gas tank” light on. PGP.

Asking for a Jos. A. Bank gift card for your birthday. PGP.

Haven’t gotten a Tinder match in about a week. I’m telling myself it’s an issue with their servers. PGP.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.