I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. #PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

Four hour drive there. One hour meeting. Four hour drive back. PGP.