Optional always meaning mandatory. PGP.

I could really use a free t-shirt. PGP.

Stuck in an airport all day while the east coast gets a snow day. PGP

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Having the choice between taking PTO or driving 30 miles through snow and ice.

Showed up early enough to be on time, but late enough to miss out on free bagels. PGP.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.