Just saw saw one of my business ideas in the worst ever article. PGP.

Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.

The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.

Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.

Kegels. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

I’ve perfected the art of using a diagonal piece of bread as a hot dog bun. PGP.

Looking up expensive vacations that you can’t afford. PGP.

I’m one “reply all” email away from a mental breakdown. PGP.

Completed a 26.2 episode marathon. Special thanks to Netflix for believing in me. PGP.