New job gave me an actual office with a door. I’m most excited about getting to nap under my new desk. PGP.

Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP

I make my lunches the night before. PGP

Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The quality of my Wednesday hinges on where some 17-year-old decides to go to college. PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

My job required me to use a typewriter today. PGP.