I took a sick day today. My boss has been emailing me nonstop. PGP.

Fell for a Tinder bot…again. PGP.

Having symptoms of low testosterone in your mid-twenties. PGP.

Pregaming a dinner party. PGP

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

The whole office spent the first hour and a half of work today debating that damn dress.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

Bottled wine taste, boxed wine budget. PGP.

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP