When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Your password expires in one day. PGP.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with all of the over the phone IT guys. PGP

That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP

Started calling my supervisor “Pledge Master” because I swear he’s hazing.