Took me until about 10AM to realize it was Thursday, not Friday. – PGP

I should be at Hooters right now. PGP.

National “take a 3 hour lunch day” #PGPM

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind”.

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.

Did you get the bracket invite? PGP

I got a yellow onion at the store instead of a red one. Just to mix things up. PGP