Chris Borland is my hero for retiring at 26. PGP.

Got excited when I was invited to get drinks with “the girls”. Bailed when I heard we weren’t meeting until 10pm. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP

Getting volun-told to clean out the break room fridge. PGP.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

That 2 o’clock feeling when you realize you already lost your office bracket challenge. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

“What would you say are your biggest weaknesses?” PGP.