I’m now in text groups…with couples.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

Attempting to network by adding someone you don’t know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.