Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

My new office is about 90% women and 99% of them have boyfriends or husbands. PGP

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP

That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

Having to bring your laptop while on vacation to do work. PGP.