It’s only Wednesday. PGP

“Man, this weather is crazy.” PGP.

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

Using “Back in the day” to refer to something you did less than 6 months ago #PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Being able to relate to Dilbert Cartoons. #PGP

“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.