I’ll know who my future wife is when we both get pissed at the bartender during last call and both start verbally abusing him at the same time. That’s when I’ll know she’s the one. PGP.

Ate Pizza Hut buffet for lunch. Questioning everything now. PGP.

Shower coffee. PGP.

Planning my afternoon nap as soon as my alarm goes off at 7. PGP.

Whoops, got drunk on a Tuesday. PGP.