World needs plenty of bartenders. PGP.

Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.

I was the first person in the office to get sick since the Ebola scare. Everyone thinks I have Ebola. PGP.

Took just one day off after my wedding, not because I like work, but that’s all I can afford. PGP.