Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.

Legitimately concerned about the extra hour of drinking coming up due to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.

A confident “Well, that’s all for me today,” after spending an hour cleaning out your inbox on a Friday. PGPM.

Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.